Puppy Thot

1. A female who pets every dog she sees in public and going home to her own pissed off dog. They know.

2. Someone who hoes around paying more attention to other dogs than her own.

3. The girl at the party sitting in the corner, only hanging out with the dogs.

“Check out that Puppy Thot, she hasn’t left those dogs alone since we got to this party!”

by HymenDestroyer69 October 4, 2018

puppy muffin

a fat walmart citizen, on the scooter with enough muffin top to serve all the street dogs

puppy muffin mama is coming to her puppy muffin baybay

by yodogspjs May 22, 2018

space puppy

Where you swing your dick around in 0 gravity then stopping, causing it to slowly orbit your balls

Look at my space puppy!

by handlemybar May 23, 2018

Puppy Necking

used to describe sexual speech

Dude 1: That was a sexual speech!
Dude 2: He was puppy necking
Dude 1: Oh, makes sense

by iambored123 October 24, 2017

The puppies are out

When an attractive girl at the office wears a low-cut blouse you tell your colleague "the puppies are out"

Hey, did you see Jen today? The puppies are out!"

by BlueShells22 April 6, 2017

puppy hotel

The nice way of saying you're sticking your poor dog in some veterinary dog boarding place for a few days while you get to enjoy guiltless trips across the country. Monster.

"Hey, we're just about ready to leave for the weekend beach getaway!"

"Okay, just let me get our dog to the puppy hotel first."

by AdmiralofShe April 10, 2017

odd puppy

A particularly odd individual, namely Isabelle

Stop laughing at my Thirster™, you're being such an odd puppy!

by Crouching Walrus May 22, 2017