puppet theory

Removing emotions from all relationships and manipulating a person or a group of people to have them as puppets to allow benefit for yourself or for a certain cause.

This can involve forging personal relationships and all interactions to sway things in your favor.

Greg used the puppet theory so he could get all of his workers to believe he is the greatest boss in the building.

by michaela45 February 24, 2019

Lap Puppet

An individual that sits on a mans lap while the mans erect penis resides in the anal cavity of the person sitting down. The resulting action is the person on the mans lap talks or screams making it look like a puppet on his lap.

In prision the weakest man becomes a lap puppet.

by Legacy NOC Team September 19, 2012

Sock puppet people

People who pretend to be race horse trainers who are fronting for scum bags who can’t get a licenses.

The sock puppet people are taking all the purse money from the real racehorse trainers.

by Squrl November 15, 2023

Puppet master

When you manipulate a person to speak in a certain direction

She's the puppet, and I'm the puppet master.

by Earning a fucking July 12, 2016

San Francisco Puppet Show

The act of putting one's arm up into the anus of a standing or sitting man, to at least the elbow, "working him like a puppet".

-Hey, did you go to the gay pride parade this weekend?
-Yeah! It was so swell, I even caught a glimpse of a San Francisco Puppet Show!

by Pringles-Pappy December 12, 2018

Pennsylvania Pirate Puppet

When your boss forcefully sodomizes you while choking you with weed whip line.

Did you hear? Kyle is going to give Chance a Pennsylvania pirate puppet on Monday!

by YaBoyAD August 6, 2021

Mold puppet

Mold puppet- A person(usually the local white trash whore) who lives in deplorable conditions but still stunts for social media like some kind of a poverty line baller. This person has had a lot of people in that ass but the next guy in line never cares enough,to not let her sing sweet home Alabama into the cockrophone like some Ronnie van zant bikini fan club groupie.

-mold puppet

See also :
Roast beef for certain .
And drapes match the floorboards

I wanna take her on a second date but you should have seen her house, she was a real mold puppet

by Halco man August 13, 2018