Ping pong puppy

The type of unattractive girl that will drop her knickers at the first sign of male attention and then will run round after them like an excited puppy. Only to run after another guy as soon as they think they can get an advantage from it. Only to go back to the original guy if the second one doesn’t pan out for them.

The cycle then repeats ad infinitam.
“I see Shelley isn’t sniffing around the new manager anymore”
“No, she still think’s Kieran is gonna leave his wife”
“She’s such a ping pong puppy
by Interested observer November 01, 2023
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pre pong

Common rule of stoner groups
Pre pong a ping joint
by Pre-Pong January 13, 2021
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funky pong

n.
1) The only game in the skyofazure arcade that Kebin can't beat.
2) A game Jooyan is champion of.
Skyerus: Hey Kebin, go play some Funky Pong.
Kebin: I can't, Jooyan keeps beating me.
Jooyan: Affirmed.
by Skyerus October 24, 2004
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ping-pong championship

A term referring to marathon gay sex in which intercourse is so intense that balls slap back and forth between the partners like ping-pong balls and paddles.
"You shouldn't go over there right now, the newlyweds are back at it again with the marathon sex."
"A ping-pong championship? Again? They're ridiculous."
by lightgreysneakers March 16, 2021
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cheeks pong

Cheeks Pong: when a group of guys plays a game of ping pong to three. the loser pulls his cheeks out and gets zinged on the bum until the winner misses
My ass hurts so bad, the guys drilled me in a game of cheeks pong last night.
by brucepeen January 20, 2020
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X pong

When you partner up with your friends ex girlfriend and he partners with your ex girlfriend in beer pong
Tony: dude Alexa's here
John: duuude Mary's here
Tony: brooo let's play X pong
John: duuuuude THATS THE GREATEST IDEA OF ALL TIME
by doodleking February 09, 2016
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ping pong tableing

to see something that has a free sign on it on the side of the road and drag it all the way back to your house
you see a free couch of the side of the road and you drag it back to your house:::that is ping pong tableing

"oh man i just ping pong tabled a desk a mile across town to my house"
by ilikecheezandpie July 01, 2009
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