The act of cumming on a bald persons head after the act of sex and sprinkling seeds on the persons head
by SassyTerrier February 21, 2021
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So how did the night go
He was so cute and horny all it took was a little dick patting and he started cumming
Lmao wow what a waste of nut
I know right
He was so cute and horny all it took was a little dick patting and he started cumming
Lmao wow what a waste of nut
I know right
by Certified concoction January 21, 2022
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A female that has sex of the cream pie variety with such frequency that her vagina becomes akin to that of a petting zoo for the males sperm which are shaped like tadpoles hence the phrase; tadpole petting zoo
If you're looking for GF material, Emily ain't it bro. She was cool to hang w but it was like a listening to a tadpole petting zoo hearing about all the stories of different guys she smashed out raw.
by Seattle ass pirate August 6, 2022
Get the tadpole petting zoo mug.The act of sticking the end of a toothbrush through the fly in one’s underwear, positioning it where the shaft of the penis meets the base, and moving it up and down to wiggle the penis around.
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