The Pirate Treatment

When you're fucking a girl and when youre about to come you pull out and punch her in the stomach so she says " aarghhhh" then come in one of her eyes.

This bitch thought she was gangsta, so I gave her the pirate treatment.

by 3715dont September 12, 2016

Butt Pirate

A sailor that docks his "ship" in another mans port

"yeah, dock right in there you butt pirate"

by Kulboi August 9, 2016

Super Pirate

Exactly like the Angry Pirate except with the addition of taking a shit on her shoulder which acts as the parrot. This is best done after the initial acts of nutting in her eye and kicking her shin. For an added bonus, have a pre-sculpted shit that looks like a parrot in your freezer and bring it out 30-40 minutes before needed. This way it will remain intact, semi-frozen but the base will be malleable enough to mold to her shoulder.

I was giving your mom the classic angry pirate last night (her favorite) but felt an epic taco bell sized shit coming on so I invented the SUPER PIRATE!

by marshalb July 30, 2009

pirate stool

When you take a dump in someone's toilet tank

Guy 1: "Hey did you take that girl home last night"
Guy 2: "Yea but she didnt want a cleveland steamer, and I thought to myself, 'What would Baby Jesus do?,' So I pirate stooled her when she passed out"
Guy 1: "Sweet Lincoln's mullet! Wait till she traces the smell next week"

by El Pirata August 21, 2008

Goodwill Pirate

Employees of the Goodwill stores that are taking the really nice donation items and putting to the side for friends and relatives to pick up at a later time. These employees and their friends or relatives are then flea marketing, and/or eBaying these items for a pretty good profit.

You are a Goodwill Pirate if you are an employee of Goodwill and set aside items for personal profit.

by Dr_Hemlock July 27, 2015

Pirate Daddy

A name given to a boy by a girl, usually because he is the dominating male figure in her life who takes care of her. In contrast to a sugar daddy, he is frugal and often finds "treasures" for a bargain. He is good-looking and a little reckless, but very charming and loads of fun.

Let's play a game pirate daddy.

by piratedaddy January 29, 2022

piratical emoticon

Emoticons with only one eye, commonly the piratical smiley .)

.) .( .-) -_ are all examples of piratical emoticons

by yzb3 September 4, 2012