Philadelphia Flyers

A team owned by Sidney Crosby and the Pittsburgh Penguins.

Bill: Did you see the pens-flyers game last night?
Bob: Yeah, the pens won 5-0. Crosby had a hat trick and two assists.
Bill: Man it must suck to be a fan of the Philadelphia Flyers.
Bob: It sure does.

by Hockeytown19 November 25, 2022

philangeherps

Noun: The bacteria and stench left by a musty broad after doing the act.

Bro I got her philangeherps all over me.

by thenewshiakespare November 29, 2022

Philadelphia Hot Pocket

When you take a shit in a girl's pussy & then jam it in with your dick.

Ted: "Aye! Last night was wild af man!"

Garrett: "why? What you get into?"
Ted: "met some boopin' ass bitch, who took me back to her crib. You wouldn't believe it but I gave her a Philadelphia Hot Pocket!!".

by LizziAlchemy December 4, 2022

philadelphilia

the sexual attraction to the state of philadelphia

my friend likes philadelphilia.

by ChaosBaguette_ January 3, 2023

philadelphilia

the sexual attraction to the state of philadelphia

my friend likes philadelphilia.

by ChaosBaguette_ January 3, 2023

Philanthroder

Someone who is a philander and a philanthropist

"Dude, Jeffery Epstein is the literal definition of a philanthroder!"

by Lillith36145 January 8, 2023

Philadelphia Lifeguard

(n) someone who probably isn't qualified to do the job and only got it because no one else would do it.

Person 1. "This schmuck doesn't know what he's doing."
Person 2. "He must be a Philadelphia Lifeguard"

by tacobodyparts February 9, 2023