phillip schofield

When you'er having sex with a girl and you can't get it up. She's getting disappointed by this escapade as she was looking forward to a night of passionate love-making. Not to disappoint (Insert her name here) you put a cardboard box on your head and genitals, whack her with it and shout "Everything is harder... in the cube" and run away as fast as you can.

Hmm. this stress is affecting my ability to maintain an erection, I'd better Phillip Schofield Sarah tonight

by Phillip Schofield October 26, 2013

philippino footlong

A Philippino footlong is an Asian/Philippino man’s penis that is 1 foot/ 12 inches long.

Person 1- did you hear that Andrew has a Philippino footlong?

Person 2- makes sense, he’s Philippino.

by Adam Standley January 28, 2019

Philippo

A very very very short rodent who will do anything in their power to grab onto you. Life forms like the Philippo only have 1 goal in life and that is to suck the life out of every human being that they can. Many devote their lives to hunting down the last remaining Philippo's through the deep green rain forests of Brazil, where they mostly live. If you have been attacked by a Philippo you are likely to, fucking die, but you can attempt to make it to the nearest hospital in time.

Person 1 - "I think I see one up there in the trees"
Person 2 - "A what?"
Person 1 - "A Philippo"

*Both die*

by Zozinian D. Kolokotron April 15, 2022

mark phillips

The baddest mother fucker to ever walk the earth. 5 pounds of dick 10 pounds of balls and hair on every square inch. Like some kind of badass miniature bigfoot.

Better watch out for that Mark Phillips mother fucker, he's a bad dude.

by THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH July 15, 2018

Philipino Roulette

Five guys sit at a table with no pants on and the table has a long table cloth there is a philipino girl under neath the table she procedes to give ever one blow jobs you are elemenated once you make a face last one left wins.

That was an intence game of philipino roulette

by Robo-Serb August 18, 2004

Kieran Phillips

A hairy german pornstar who especially likes watching men get sweaty in the gym.

Oh my god spank his hairy ass in the gym oh hell yeah

by billy besler May 7, 2003

Bum Phillips

Originally an American football coach and father of Wade Phillips, "Bum Phillips" refers to a total waste of space, bum, slacker, lazy-ass, drunk, slob, degenerate, etc. Sometimes shortened to simply, "Phillips"

He blacked out drunk on a Monday night AGAIN? He is a total Bum Phillips.

by heyjoe83 October 15, 2010