Panic Prince

An extremely anxious and/or clumsy boy, used as a nickname usually. Trust me, it’s an adorable pet name.

Male 1: Gah! Please don’t hurt me, I’m sorry..
Male 2: You’re such a Panic Prince.

by blackbird23 May 5, 2022

Panic tetris

When you're done paying for a full cart of groceries and have to put everything back in the cart again in a way so it fits and you have to do it fast because there's a big line waiting behind you .

There were so many people at the store today, I had to play panic tetris.

by Billy and Tyrone May 8, 2018

Panic Potty Parade

When you're going somewhere & you get that warm, fuzzy, SHIT COMING ON feeling. You start to PANIC, you speed up, try to hurry home & then you come across the Panic Potty Parade. Old people, dump trucks, semis driving SLOW AS FUCK! This, the one thing, standing in your way of total relief . This could get SHITTY!

Tim: Why are you so late?
Taylor: Dude, I totally almost SHIT MYSELF!!
Tim: What happened?
Taylor: I pigged the fuck out at Taco Bell, stopped to pick up beer and then, it hit me. So I punched it towards home, made it to the home stretch & bam, there it is, the fuckin Panic Potty Parade!

by Pioneer 1 June 17, 2017

Panic Clean

Quickly cleaning in a panic before guests arrive

“I just panic cleaned the entire house before my brother arrived.”

by BAHHAHAHAHAA May 5, 2024

Gay Panic

This is when a Presumably Straight Male is in situations when they get (sometimes subtly) intimate with a Gay Male, realizes what is happening, the adrenaline kicks in, and the Presumably Straight Male acts Awkward and/or Gay.

Person A: Dude, I totally had a Gay Panic with my summer camp roommate last night.

Person B: No shit Sherlock, as if I didn't notice you two.

by CMLKevin July 29, 2021

Thinky Thinky Panic

Whenever you have Amnesia so bad you don’t remember what amnesia is called.

Bobby: You know what that memory-loss thing?
What's it called… Ambrosia?
Amnesty? Thinky Thinky Panic?

by Nomemesky October 27, 2023

A panic attack

As in singular. As in in the days after the volume of people doimg what they're doing increased... I really thought this was going to progress faster.

Hym "Yeah, this is taking a lot of time. I thought this was going to go a little faster. Did you like my skit? My little 'A panic attack' skip? Justin Roiland put it in season 2 of Solar Opposites. It was dope. Highest rated episode of the season."

by Hym Iam February 25, 2024