alex owens

Is a pretty average guy, but his sock game will drop panties faster that the U.S dropped bombs on Japan.

WOW! Did you see Alex Owens socks? I had to pick up my panties, they were so incredible!!

by snewo xela July 31, 2016

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Mackenzie Owen

Thiccest girl ever. A girl you wanna make a porno with and ride her all night until you cum in her mouth

“Look it’s Mackenzie Owen”
“Yo I wanna fuck her so bad with her big ass”

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phoenix owen

A fun athletic person who is energized by motivatation and love.At first might be shy but can be annoying while your good friends

Phoenix Owen was shy to go on his first date.

by Phoenix Owen February 3, 2017

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Owen Nugent

Owen Nugent is someone who is beaten by everything in a scrap for example a grape, air, bread or even Cameron pritchard

Omg uou get beaten by everything you are such an Owen Nugent

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English Former Football Player, who is remembered mainly for being a football player for Liverpool, Real Madrid and Manchester United. He scored a very famous goal against Argentina in 1998, where he ran past the defence, making the country go wild. In the late 90s, he suffered a terrible hamstring injury, and after that, he just wasn't the same. Although he did win the Ballon d'Or in 2001, and is the last Englishman to do so. He joined the Galacticos, Real Madrid, as a result. A few years after, he ended up at Man United, which has Scousers fuming.

Now, he's just a pundit who is only able to state the obvious and nothing more. His analysis is poor, but oh well, it's Owen!

Person 1: Dad, I see so many good pundits, but why's he so dull?
Person 2: Well son, as bad as he may be, that's Michael Owen! Last Englishman to win the Ballon d'Or!

by Kingsarwar06 March 21, 2022

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