Deck of many things

1. A deck of enchanted cards from the roleplaying game Dungeons and Dragons. Most decks (75%) contain 13 cards, but a full deck consists of 22. The deck contains bad cards (Skull, The Void, Talons) as well as good cards (Gem, Vizier, Fates). Also known as: Campaign breaker
2. The way D&D players sate their gambling addiction.

DM: Okay, in the room you see-
Player: I draw two cards from my deck of many things
DM: Ffs, Keith!

by F-ingNat1 March 30, 2023

Deck

Another way of using the term "dyke", a derogatory term for a masculine lesbian.

I saw a deck out here not too long ago.

by jkisdi June 22, 2016

Poop Deck

1) A kind of balcony deck on a ship/cruise.

2) A deck on a ship you take a dump on.

I took a dump on the dank doodle poop deck. That cruise was lit

by Higgle Dooda October 30, 2017

Poop Deck

a saying for spongebob that mr krabs said when the hook grabbed him

arrr mateys ahhh poop deck.

by whooothehelllisyouuu September 5, 2019

Double decking

Two people farting within a small space of each other

Damn bro I could barely breathe in the car when Dan and Samantha were double decking last night

by Lilbodega March 5, 2018

Double Decked

To hit a person in the face with Taco Bell's Double Decker Taco.

Man, did you see that guy get hit with a corn shell taco that's also wrapped with beans in a flour tortilla!!! That fool got his ass Double Decked!!!

by SwirlyJoe January 21, 2010

Parking Deck Pounder

When you engage in consensual sex underneath the stairs of a parking deck for a pounder (16oz beer) to keep the buzz going, knowing full well you will claim you were raped after that sweet buzz wears off.

Dude, did you see that hobo giving Mary the Parking Deck Pounder?! It’s a shame she’s just going to try to get him arrested when the shakes set in.

by Tolonoman February 25, 2023