mother effer

What wholesome people say to avoid swearing.

Grandmother: Oh, mother effer, I just burned my hands on this apple pie!

Granddaughter: Mother who?

Grandmother: Ahhh... Mrs. Effer... yes, she lives down the street. (Runs away.)

by Joel67 May 8, 2007

half mother

your half-brother's mother

Sam and Calvin have the same father but different mother's. Sam's mother Lydia is Calvin's half mother.

by UnaMalachica February 15, 2010

Mother Eff

A 'cleaner' version of Motherfucker, without the "fucker". However, the term is used as if you were simply saying 'damn' or 'fuck', not as if you were saying MF.

This is often heard in very conservative boarding schools, where the students are warned not to use any explicit language, or severe consequences will follow.

1. "Mother Eff", I got an F in that English paper.
2. mom- "GO TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE"
son- "Right while I was watching the mighty boosh, Mother Eff"
3. "Mother Eff", that sucks.

by weareallmadeofstars July 2, 2009

Mother’s Cum

(Countable)
1) The cum of a mindless male/female.
2) The cum of a male/scorpion being jizzed on.

A piece of my mother’s cum.

by ZRXVC September 21, 2023

Mother function

The mathematical way of saying motherfucker, : An insult to a person's well being, or replacement word.

Forget this mother function test

by Kingdom forest March 27, 2017

mother gothel

The mother that knows best

Rapunzel: “while can’t I go see the floating lights?”
Mother Gothel: “because mother knows best”

by Beansss269 June 8, 2022

my mother

it's the funniest person who i know. often it's very very severe with me, but she does 'cause for my sake. i love her. sometimes i hate her attitude.

an advice: treat her with kindness 'cause she give you everything, everything that you need.

me: i love you more than anything
my mother: do you need money or anything?

by au3.8 November 23, 2021