My Tubbo

Somebody calling you their Tubbo is basically saying your amazing

Best friend: “Your my Tubbo!”

by Katiesgolden January 5, 2021

it's on my bookshelf

a book, usually some type of hip or classic piece of literature, that you bought and read 14 pages of it and never finished, yet you left in casual display in your living area so people think you're well read.

-1"Yo have you seen the movie Fear and Loathing?"
-2"nah, but i read the book."
-1 "I heard the book is good. Did you like it."
2- " Well I never actually read it. it's on my bookshelf though.

by Todd is my hero January 18, 2015

MY KIDS!..

What Mary said after realizing her babies are DEAD

John: hey! What's up Mary? I.. didn't know you'll come this early.
Mary: Oh hah! I guess I just managed to finish up my job so I can check up on the kids, they're pretty annoying sometimes.
John: Oh hah— uh.. speaking of those... I think they're.. uh.... dead???
Mary: WHAT? MY KIDS!..

The rest is history

by Im slowly losing me sanity TWO July 19, 2023

My Apricot

A person who warms your heart and soul, someone that you genuinely love and adore.

"Kate is my Apricot"

by M-riz June 7, 2023

my mouse

an annoying, sassy and effective response to anything anyone says to you- note that it should be said as often as possible.

Teacher: Maverick Redman could you please tell the class your answer for question 2?
Student( Maverick): my mouse

Friend: what time are you getting there tonight?
Maverick: my mouse

by DutchPancakes July 24, 2016

my space

A place where you meet I-whores and fuck the living shit out of them through your PC's monitor.

When a MySpace I-whore tells you their age, add 25 to it and you should be close. Also, change the gender.

18/F/Cali ~ Hey you got a My Space?

Normal human ~ Fuck off you fag.

by Stevie B the bounty hunter November 18, 2005

my nigger

my best friend

I can count on my nigger to watch my back.

by Ron Means January 24, 2004