Dan Savage

a horribly witty and intelligent sex-advice columnist, author, pundit, journalist, and newspaper editor from Washington. not bad looking either.

pretty much the most awesome person ever, with the best job. a gay god, if you will.

Dan Savage can do no wrong. alternately;
I want to be Dan Savage.

by Michael Jennings August 31, 2006

Dirty Dan

The act of a male ejaculating into someone ear.

I think I lost some hearing because of the dirty dan that Steve gave me last night.

by Rexinator March 5, 2010

dan bang

when a black guy hits you resulting in the dan bang

big dan and jay resulting in dan bang

by dr nirophone January 20, 2011

Dino Dan

A kid's tv show (produced by Nick Jr.) where a boy named Dan Henderson and his friends discover the land where lizards were as long as three school buses and terrifying T-Rex's ruled.

"What did you watch last night?"

"Dino Dan"

by Hanmo August 31, 2011

The Dan Marino

So you're fucking a girl doggy style and you act like her cooch is getting dry so you say "Hold up baby, let me get some lube". Except you don't get lube; you get a fucking NFL sized football with a Miami Dolphins logo on it. She's just moaning and waiting for the KY and you set up that pigskin laces out. Then you yell "MARINOOOOO!!!" and kick that ball for her two holes. You have a friend waiting in the closet who jumps out and gives the field goal sign yelling "Laces out Dan!!". If it's in her pussy (and sticks): 1 point, and if it's in her ass (and sticks): 3 points. In addition, if you carry the girl out to a large body of salt water, with the football stuck in either hole, then it's 6 points and a mermaid will jump out of the ocean/sea/brackish swamp with arms up and yell "TOUCHDOWN!!!" as you spike that ho into the water.

Casey- "Dude, that girl at your place last night looked pretty washed up this morning"

Justin- "Yeah man. Well, you can't blame her- I pulled The Dan Marino on that bitch. And... I went for the touchdown."

by ASHEVILLE BEAST October 13, 2009

Lisa and Dan

hottest couple ever made. will get married and have Germasian babies. They are so perfect for each other and will always be together. Dan loves Lisa more than Lisa could ever love Dan!!!

Lisa and Dan are the hottest couple alive!

by dpd2587 December 24, 2008

Lieutenant Dan

The act of having sex with a man or woman, with their legs tied back, as if they had no lower parts of their legs, looking like Lieutenant Dan from the oscar winning film Forrest Gump.

"Yo, so did you Cincinnati bow-tie her, or did you let her give you a rusty trombone??" "Neither. I pulled the Lieutenant Dan, tied her legs back, made her cum like Forrest Gump running home."

"Ugh, my quads hurt so much from being lieutenant dan'd last night..."

by djblox March 5, 2010