The theory that a girl is more likely to become attracted to a guy who is a complete tool and treats her with little to none respect over a nice guy.
I bought her some flowers but when she answered the door there was some jerk there too. He just handed me a book on the Jerk Theory.
by Thatone random guy May 05, 2014
The urge to jerk the wheel of your car while traveling at excessive speeds due to high levels of stress or random feelings of depression.
by yellowbuss September 18, 2015
It's just like destroy dick December but in june. Masturbate once on the 1st. Twice on the 2nd. 3 times on the 3rd and so on
Jake: dude are you still in jerk it June?
Sam: nah dude I stopped at 5 days
Jake: bro you're weak. I'm still going at 24
Sam: nah dude I stopped at 5 days
Jake: bro you're weak. I'm still going at 24
by Bigpeepeeman6969 May 24, 2019
When you get an ouchie on your penis and put an ice pack on it. But then your girlfriend decides to try and heal you by giving you a blowjob while your dick is ice cold, like a popsicle
Damn dude, yesterday we were going hard at it and i hurt my dick badly, and as she was putting the ice pack on she decided to give me a jerk-sicle. was the best feeling ever bro.
by Makkie_Sakkie October 04, 2021
A person who is a jerk to people and not afraid to show it. A bad cross between an introvert and extrovert.
Maria: Oooo... Is that the new guy?
Jessica: Yeah that's him - but he's a jerk-trovert. He likes to call people names and roofie girl's drinks.
Jessica: Yeah that's him - but he's a jerk-trovert. He likes to call people names and roofie girl's drinks.
by jenknowsbest July 29, 2014
When the tip of one’s penis is inside of another’s vagina or anus, and then jerked off until finishing inside.
by Treeguts December 23, 2018