Morning Nile

The female equivalent of Morning Wood, when a girl wakes up very very wet.

I had so many dreams about you last night and I woke with very intense morning Nile.

by Threetoethreertoed December 7, 2019

Morning Watermelon

The female version of morning wood considering it is pink, wet, and edible. Usually worse if you dream about anyone with a name starting with D.

I’ve heard that cords really help solve morning watermelon.

by watermalone69 January 22, 2019

morning rubbing

when a man wakes up with his penis in between butt cheeks and rubs it up an down

"i woke up with this bitch and had a morning rubbing."

by luvingangel October 22, 2014

Cold Morning

In Canada, every fucking day is cold. So when someone says it was a "cold morning", he or she means that the girl or guy they took home from the bar won't leave their house in the morning.

Cold morning for Ricky today boys... That girl from the fox and hounds wouldn't leave this morning.

by trenton101 August 29, 2016

Morning Bush

when you wake up in the morning and your pubes are knotted in a bunch.

John: Good Morning!

Harry: No not good morning bro, I woke up with a morning bush

John: oh that's nasty man.

by Rex6333 September 25, 2012

Morning Suprise

Wakin up with a little shit in your boxers.

Dude:I had a crazy night last night.
Friend:Dude did you have a morning suprise?
Dude:(Whispers) Yes. it was the worst.

by 2BRO2B November 26, 2015

The Morning Cherry

when u finish a tank of liquid in your vape, go to sleep and in the morning (allowing for the previous nights vape juice to condense and cool from the vigorous seshing) treat yourself to the morning cherry, which, is the extra two hits that you can get from the prior nights liquid before you get the subsequent harsh hit of burnt coil.

NOTE: this is specifically for thc liquid, if u put nic in vape just smoke a blem u patty.

"the morning cherry is a beautiful thing"
"man, woke up on a saturday and treated myself to a morning cherry"

by GR4SSM4N October 20, 2020