number 9

a sex posision where the male kinnda does a pushup hump type thing
when you number 9ed me my dick felt like corn.
by random jo mama May 16, 2010
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number 5

-jack off.

-masturbate
Guy 1: Open the door!
Guy 2: Hell no! don't coming in!
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: Im doing number 5! stupidass
by hahayoyo October 11, 2009
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Number 3

I ate some bad fish and had to go number 3 a couple hours later.
by Hot_Salsa November 14, 2010
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number punk

A generalized genre of music referring to "newer" mainstream punk. From the tendancy of breakout punk bands in the last several years to include numbers in their name (i.e. Blink-182, Sum 41, etc). However, a band does not have to include a number in it's name to be considered "number punk"; the genre in general references popular punk, in most cases signed to a major record label. Read: good music.
by Paco I am October 20, 2003
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Dick Numbers

Slang for pain pills. While you do get excellent wood on pain pills, it takes FOREVER to come. You could say your dick is numb.
That bitch is in trouble tonight. I'm chock full of dick numbers.
by Fatdick Fred July 11, 2009
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magic number

1. A score of 69 or a run of 69 consecutive points in straight pool.

2. The 6-9 combination in pool, especially 9 ball.

3. 69 (the sexual act).
1. Wow! She won the match 100-73 and had advanced to the finals. No one thought she'd pull it off when she was down 73-31. She performed the magic number---69 and out! One hell of a run!!!

2. Look! All I have to do is hit the magic number and I win this rack. The 6-9 combination--ooh, la la, so soon!

No wonder those two are so quiet: they must be performing the magic number on each other
by meow2u3 August 15, 2010
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Faux number

When someone wants to give you their phone number and you "pretend" to enter it into your phone to call them, but really don't and enter a faux (fake) number
A. "Hey, we should hang out some time. Why don't you take my number and call me"
B. "Sure, what are your digits? I'll ring you some time" But, you don't enter their number, you pretend to and enter a faux number
by Joemama13 July 10, 2013
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