Nonce

A man who tries chatting up those younger than him. Will also possibly be looking for sexual activity

Man 1: Who's that finlay mchale guy is he a nonce?

Man 2: Yeah I saw I'm chatting up a girl in the year below.

Man 1: what a nonce

by BinSap August 9, 2021

Nonce

A sket who gets kids in a van

“Haha noob”
“No u nonce”

by Himyweaveisgone March 18, 2019

Nonce

An absolute melt of a person who you don’t like. Normally a Dave Francis or Sam Smith.

Fuck off Dave you nonce.

by Nathydizzlesizzle June 7, 2019

Nonce

Usually a person who is strange and smells like shit

Bobby you’re such a nonce!

by Pgtips45 June 27, 2019

Nonce

A ginger chav who lives in Rhyl, called Cameron Williams

oi look at that ginger nonce

by Its_a_me October 18, 2018

Bike Nonce

A man who rides a bike with a camera on his helmet, and either record kids or record people and phones the old bill on them.

Hey did you see Jeremy Vine’s a bike nonce

by JezzaVee March 24, 2024

Nonce

Someone who loves kids

Yo that Seb Bamford is such a nonce

by 69lolzzzzz October 12, 2019