Jizzle Pony

A fag who likes to Jag off too much to gay porno.....so much that he has no seamen left...

nancy is a jizzle pony

by 84750-23894 September 5, 2005

Ronis Ponis

Ronis Ponis is a beaver and a hero. He lives in a dam and is damn stupendous.

That Ronis Ponis over there sure likes to eat other Beavers’ asses.

by Hfskfbcnc38949682886 June 22, 2022

Pony Trick

Used when referring to someone who is acting like an idiot and being loud in general. Derived from the tricks a pony might perform which are usually juvenile and overzealous.

Shut UP down there ya Pony Trick!

by skastank May 27, 2009

Pony Crank

When You see someting SOOOOO horrable you are just paralized.

I was pony cranked when I saw Frankenmaggie.

When my bitch told me she was pregnent, I was pony cranked.

by Jake June 27, 2004

Sparkle Pony

A person of mythical origin who is prone to prance and gallop the night away with whiskey bottles hanging at the hips.

They are rare and hard to find, so if you find one it will be magic.

That sparkle pony is a real bahlness.

by Vinylwino November 25, 2013

riding the pony

When one gets screwed over. Or put in a no choice situation. Also may be refered to as "being on the ruff"

Andre: Helder want to chill on the weekend?
Helder: No man i have to go to a stupid ass wedding!!
Andre: No choice! your riding the pony!

by Andre A April 24, 2006

stanz pony

a pony from st anns in nottingham

stanz pony!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by freakylad June 18, 2004