To masturbate/fap silently.
Dave: Why is fapping called fapping?
Max: Because fap is the noise it makes.
Dave: I've never heard that before ..., I must be some kind of ninja fapper
Max: Because fap is the noise it makes.
Dave: I've never heard that before ..., I must be some kind of ninja fapper
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asshole: "What is that outside?"
you: "I'm not sure, but i think it could be NINJAS."
asshole: "There are no ninjas on the lawn."
you: "OF COURSE THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK; THEY'RE NINJAS."
you: "I'm not sure, but i think it could be NINJAS."
asshole: "There are no ninjas on the lawn."
you: "OF COURSE THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK; THEY'RE NINJAS."
by SnowhuouV October 24, 2012
Get the Ninjas on the lawn mug.remember the time you guys smoked me out when i was watching eclipse with my girlfriend? man that was a pro ninja smokeout
by SirSmokeaLotz December 23, 2010
Get the Ninja Smokeout mug.While a girl is giving you head..right as you cum karate chop her in the back of the head then stick your dick in her nose
Guy 1: Dude this girl was giving me head then i totally did the ninja nosejob on her
Guy 2: Thats fucking gross man...thats messed up
Guy 2: Thats fucking gross man...thats messed up
by sandman142 August 17, 2010
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