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Naphoneez

The naphoneez is the sausage dogz
I am the naphoneez!👹✋🏼☝🏼
by Charlotte 🍣 January 30, 2025
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Napoleon's Revenge

While performing vigorous anal sex, the large intestine accumulate tears resulting in bleeding. The top violently ejaculates their baby gravy in a finishing move that acts as a douche, resulting in an explosive combination of diarrhea, blood, and love custard (chocolate, strawberry, and vanilla).
I gave her the good ol Napoleon's Revenge
by TipToucher March 11, 2026
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Napoleon Dynamite

A bedroom manoeuvre that is taken from defiling a perfectly innocent Neapolitan Tub. You place your first 2 fingers in the strawberry and your pinky in the chocolate. Can also be referred to in slang as “Two in the pink and one in the Stink!”

Oh, it may also be the name of a very funny movie, but it does not feature this described act. Vote 1 Pedro!
Last night was perfect. Took the wife out to dinner. Came home and treated her to the best dessert… Napoleon Dynamite *Boom!* she went of like a firecracker 🧨
by Fluffy Gruffnutz March 2, 2025
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Napoleon DynaBomb

When a female takes a shit into a bowl mixing it with blood and the semen of her partner, resembling napoleon ice cream, the bowl is mixed and transferred into a funnel streaming into the females vagina. The female will then queef it out simulating a bomb.
Kyle: Dude, Me and Margot performed the Napoleon Dynabomb.
Arnold: Sweet bro.
by DynaBomber July 13, 2025
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Napoleon

A slur for nepali people that i made up in the shower 🚿🥹✌️
Yo, Mrinalika yu such a napoleon
by :saskldkd October 1, 2025
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Napmocha

Planning to take a short nap, only to wake up several hours later
I ended up taking a Napmocha when I was only wanting to take a 30 minute nap.
by Tosmasko November 21, 2025
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