Myspace Lurker 

A person who looks at peoples profiles excessively. The Lurker will look at peoples pictures, hidden friends & comments,The lurker will even comment the same picture over and over if arguing with someone , and they are constantly on Myspace , if you were to check your online friends that person would be online, doing who knows what.

-Not Lurker : hey great pic!

-Lurker: omg you are so beautiful loves this pic girl

-Owner of pic: wtf who are you again?

-Lurker: its me I see you in school ALL the time

-Not Lurker: that girl is a Myspace Lurker

Myspace Lurker by Crazy_Rabbit_99 June 15, 2009

Myspace whore 

Myspace whoring is a process many people go through to reach some level of publicity on the internet. They're usually scene, but not always. Either way, they are starved for attention, or feel lonely. That's why they do it.

Myspace whoring is done by adding lots of people they've never met, joining online "friend trains" such as maxadds.com, and asking their existing myspace friends to post bulletins with links to their profile (the actual act of whoring.)

Once a whore has been successful in getting a lot of friends, they can join whore trains, which pretend to be exclusive and only for pretty people. They're not. Repeat as necessary until you feel really famous. You'll never be actually famous.

A whore's success is usually measured in how many friends they have and how many trains they're on.

Under 5000 friends: not successful.

5000-10,000: ready to start joining trains and being conceited. Still not widely known.

10,000-20,000: revered by their myspace friends, on a million trains, and thoroughly conceited.

20,000+: They are at the top of the list, and realize the pointlessness of it all. America suffers one more teen suicide.

Scene kids are usually myspace whores.

Myspace whore by puddin2356634 October 7, 2009

Myspace Number

Someone who is a selfish bitch that likes to rank friends only but doesn't want to be bother with the friends.

Messaging on myspace
Man 1: What's up friend
Man 2: No reply
Man 1: You're a myspace number

Myspace Number by AnthonyAhiga August 24, 2010

myspace migration 

The act of moving from the once popular Myspace, to the new, 'classier' social networking site, Facebook.

Have you seen the new myspace layout? ..I haven't been on since the myspace migration.

myspace migration by lizdaniandy21 August 27, 2011

MySpace 

An old, washed up website that was once popular a long time ago. Has since faded into obscurity, much like Facebook will in the next few years.

Student: What was MySpace?
Teacher: Oh, that? That was an old website that the Founding Fathers used to communicate Revolutionary War battle plans with one another.

MySpace by ThrillSeekaSportsFan June 22, 2015

myspace 

The decrepit and long forgotten great great great grandparent of social-networking. Not dissimilar to a fossil or the jar of pickles deposited and then untouched at the back of your fridge, myspace was the binary coded brothel and emo scene of the internet. After losing popularity, myspace is now an unspoken corpse; equivalent to Lord of the ring's Gollum in his cave without the literary value.

A: Do you have myspace?
B: lol
A: lol

myspace by c0ck_c0ck March 2, 2016

Myspace 

Myspace is used by older men and women who live under rocks. Seriously No-one uses it. If you do get some help.

"What! You use Myspace!"

Myspace by Bman111 November 30, 2016