mullet ride

The act of eating a cooter, she grabs your mullet so you can’t stop. Aka “Free Mullet Ride”

“Jenny, want a Mullet Ride?” “Hell yes, but excuse my furry cooter!”

by HillbillyCousinFucker April 14, 2020

Shag mullet

1; A layered hairstyle

2; To have sexual intercourse with a mullet

1; Man, I really want a shag mullet

2; Man I really want to shag a mullet

by Scrumpledevious8 March 23, 2022

Michigan mullet

When a man shaves all the hair above his penis, but leaves the balls long and hairy.

I hooked up with a dude that had a Michigan Mullet

by 8349533 August 19, 2022

Maribor mullet

A balding man with a mullet

Poor guy has a maribor mullet.

by hahaplesastsi December 6, 2024

Halloween Mullet

When a house is decorated for Halloween with child friendly stuff at the Front yard and really scary stuff for adults at the backyard or in the house.

Did you visit the Hounted House at the Corner this Halloween? They had a Halloween Mullet! Cool Stuff for everyone!

by RokaFuchsbau July 10, 2020

Zoom Mullet

A hairstyle for attending Zoom or other video calls. Your hair in the front is style while your hair in the back remains a mess.

I hope there is no reason for me to turn around on this Zoom call because if I do everyone is going to realize I am sporting my Zoom Mullet today.

by CaJenGirl October 11, 2021

Mulletty mulletting

1) being in an overly agitated state of mind. 2) conducting the same task to completion repeatedly, and wondering why the outcome didn’t change. 3) sharing your feelings in an overly emotional way.

Mulletty mulletting ; ;Stay clear of our manager today, he’s very mulletty. Mulletty; I’m sorry I’m so mulletty today, I had a very stressful weekend. Mulletting; The installer has put the same piece in backwards three times now and can’t figure out what’s wrong. He is really mulletting the job. Mulletty; mulletting

by Jughashvili September 22, 2020