chunky mullet

A person, be they mail or femail, that has an over abundance of body hair around their anal region. This often results in poor hygiene and the accumulation of entangled toilet paper snaired within said body hair.

How did the date with Jim go last night Jannett?

OMG Susan we were getting hot and heavy back at his place and he asked me to toss his salad . I had no idea he'd been walking around with a chunky mullet in his pants. I'm still picking the TP out of my teath!!

by Stubacca73 September 25, 2017

Mullet Wanker

Any lad with a mullet they’re all wankers with the weirdest fantasies

Bro: who invited Mullet Wanker to the party

Dude: He just came in

Bro: we’ll now he’s wanking over I picture of my Nan

Dude:*proceeds to shoot Mullet Wanker*

by Tranny Fanny August 1, 2022

mullet ride

The act of eating a cooter, she grabs your mullet so you can’t stop. Aka “Free Mullet Ride”

“Jenny, want a Mullet Ride?” “Hell yes, but excuse my furry cooter!”

by HillbillyCousinFucker April 14, 2020

Retired Mullet

"Business on top, party in the back." A person who has a mullet but is bald or is balding on top, signifying that he is retired from the "business" but has plenty of time left to party.

Dave: "That guy is always partying"
Steve: "He is retired, you can tell by his mullet"
Dave: "How can you tell?"
Steve: "He is rocking the retired mullet"

by buffalo's buffalo January 17, 2016

mullet tooth

A mullet tooth is when someone has nice teeth in the front but is missing a tooth in the back; similar to the haircut (business in the front, party in the back)

hey man did you see that guy? I didn’t think he was a tweaker until I saw his mullet tooth in the back.

by amishrainstorm September 26, 2022

Engineer's Mullet

Physics, Chemistry, Other shit Monti complains about in the front, party in the back

Hook - "Hey man, nice mullet bro"

Montana - "Fucking business idiot I'm an engineer, if I was in business I wouldn't be an engineer fuck. I have an engineer's mullet"

Hook - "Shit sorry forgot how sick you were pce"

by JMONEY^&e May 17, 2014

mullet merchant

An extremely irritating breed of people (specifically teenage males) whom adopt a mullet. Other than this obvious physical characteristic, they are identifiable by behaviours such as crowding around the PureGym bench for hours and attending private school.

Jason: “How come you were at the gym for so long?”
Diego: “ Oh a group of fucking mullet merchant ls where using the benches.”
Jason: “Oh, I fucking hate them mullet merchants”

by Arbitratingurbtch March 7, 2024