Modern Whore

One who thinks she's not a whore by having an account on Onlyfans or other similar sites.

At least I'm not a modern whore who has to pay taxes.

by Fakk0ff1337 March 17, 2026

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Modern Audience

"Fans" who play games they're supposedly a fan of on YouTube through walkthrough videos, and not their console or PC, aka larpers.

Larper: "Video Games are meant to be played" Yeah tell that to the poor and disabled buddy
Fan: Wow, we found the mythical modern audience

by PomuHub March 19, 2026

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Modeet

My cats name.

Modeet

by Azure4151 May 24, 2025

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modern-day cigarettes

Pejorative slang for sitting for prolonged periods of time

I can't believe I've been binge-watching for six hours straight—talk about modern-day cigarettes! I need to get up and stretch.

by Emotional Cruiser October 7, 2025

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modern runt(n). a person or group showing extreme, needy behaviours like hyper-victimisation, identity fluidity, restrictive diets, chronic activism, or tech detachment, which cut fitness (physical, mental, reproductive) as evolutionary population checks. Mirroring species' runts self-limiting weak genes for strength. Amplified by tech and PC agendas, risking artificial sustainment, unrest, and societal misalignment.

the modern runt thrives by demanding endless accommodations

by whomanity October 9, 2025

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