Milk Bottle Rule 

The date you start liking a guy you buy a bottle of milk and you have untill the milk goes off to do something about it otherwise his fair game for everybody else!

someone started likeing someone on the 5th of Feb and bought a bottle milk that day on the 15th when it went off she hadn't done anything about it so the milk bottle rule says that the guy is fair game to everyone else

Milk Bottle Rule by milk bar February 2, 2010

milk doubt 

Being unsure whether food spoilage has occurred or not. Does not have to be a milk product, but milk is so vulnerable that everything (including life!) starts from there, including expressions. Plus, its always hardest to tell whether milk products are actually bad.

I was looking at that feta, and I had some real milk doubt about it.

This pizza smells funky, so I'm feelin' some milk doubt.

I don't know, this salad dressing looks rancid, I am experiencing major milk doubt. What do you think?

milk doubt by j-rated March 2, 2010

milk peanut soup

when a male and female are participating in sexual activity and the male orgasms in the female's mouth then places his testicles in her mouth while she gargles.

arnold likes to give mindy his milk peanut soup.

milk peanut soup by ahs saints guy March 7, 2010

Milk Math

When a person combines milk of one percentage with milk of another in order to create milk with a lower fat content.

"Dude, I hate the way 1% milk tastes but I'm watching my weight. So I did some milk math and mixed 1% and 2% to get 1 1/2%. It's not as good as 2% milk, but it's better than 1%."

Milk Math by Friendofthemilkmathmaster January 3, 2011

Milk sorority 

Similar to: Milk sisters

When three or more females living under the same roof have all had sexual intercourse with the same man. They are probably decently slutty and may have made a sport out of landing the same guys as each other. This is thought of as a bonding experience, and will be discussed in detail at the man's expense.

Although it will be understood among the girls that none of them are special to him, because of the jealous nature of a female, it is a courtesy for the sexual acts to occur outside of the women's home. If not, that just makes it a brothel.

Girl 1: Hey, I just got back from Molly's house. Did you know her and her roommates have all slept with Doug?

Girl 2: Yeah, I heard they were running a regular milk sorority over there.

Milk sorority by detective_tg9 June 20, 2011

Milk Masher 

When two men whip their cocks at eachother in an attempt to smash their meat together.

Mike tried to do a Milk Masher on Dylan but it was September, and so Dylan turned him down.

The two men at the cock fights tried to do a Milk Masher to make a super chicken but they ended up making the roosters twitch in pain.

Milk Masher by Sister Chuck October 31, 2011

milk-spread pie 

The real name for cheesecake.

Hey uncle Tom, can you cut me a piece of that milk-spread pie? It looks delicious!

milk-spread pie by thisisnottony January 19, 2013