Richard Madeley

When something in everyday life is excruciatingly annoying or idiotic.

Having spent 4 hours cooking the most exquisite meal, your husband trips up and drops it all over the floor - well that’s a Richard Madeley

I thought I was going to let out a fart but turns out it was a shart - what a Richard Madeley

When I tried to wash my soiled underpants with face wash and it didn’t come out - that’s a Richard Madeley

People who walk slowly are such Richard Madeleys

by Hector McGinley August 20, 2024

star spangled and mangled

When you get really really drunk on independence day.

John got star spangled and mangled last night! He threw up everywhere.

by Chowpal November 21, 2017

Daegan and Maelee

The best couple you'll find in a hundred miles.

Female: OH MAH GAWD! DID YOU HEAR?!
Male: No?
Female: Daegan and Maelee are together!!

by JOHNNYJOHNNYYESPAPAEATINGSUGAR January 13, 2022

Minnesota Muff Mangler

Inverting both fists and penis inside a female's vagina, at the same time.

I honestly didn't know what to do when my wife requested the Minnesota Muff Mangler.

by Martyr69 March 4, 2024