when two people get bored, call most of thier friends who they know will not pick up, then critize their voicemail. . then measure it on a scale from one to ten (one being the lowest and ten being the highest)
by margarita mckenzie June 10, 2009
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Otto: Whats ur biggest fear?
Otto: Mine is knowing we almost never met. You?
Chapman: BEARS MAIL
Chapman:
Otto: MAIL so hard rn
Otto: Whats ur biggest fear?
Otto: Mine is knowing we almost never met. You?
Chapman: BEARS MAIL
Chapman:
Otto: MAIL so hard rn
by Lectric Larry January 17, 2019
Get the MAIL mug.A copious attempt to bribe someone or change their mind with huge amounts of precious metals, stones or hard cash.
Rob - “Hey Bobby, you’re the best player in the coming championship game. Hmmm, how abouts you take this Green Mail and don’t show up for the game?
Bobby - Bet! I’m out,.. cough!
Tony - One day ju gonne be my woman.
Elvira - I Doubt it. (Puffs cigarette).
One week later,…
Tony - Your man is dead. I bought you a new necklace.
Elvira - Let me move my hair, so you can put this Green Mail on me. (He puts it on her then she gives him a kiss).
Bobby - Bet! I’m out,.. cough!
Tony - One day ju gonne be my woman.
Elvira - I Doubt it. (Puffs cigarette).
One week later,…
Tony - Your man is dead. I bought you a new necklace.
Elvira - Let me move my hair, so you can put this Green Mail on me. (He puts it on her then she gives him a kiss).
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And to slowly walk away like a girl boss.
And to slowly walk away like a girl boss.
Tcher: Hey why are you not doing anything?
Student: Because I got MAILS!!
Student: Im outta here.
EX 2
Boss: Are you doing your work?
Worker: No.
Boss: Why? Go do it now!
Worker: No. I got MAILS.
Worker: Im outta here.
Student: Because I got MAILS!!
Student: Im outta here.
EX 2
Boss: Are you doing your work?
Worker: No.
Boss: Why? Go do it now!
Worker: No. I got MAILS.
Worker: Im outta here.
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2. a bag of letters to be conveyed by the postal system.
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1. The mail in the sentence refers to a special train that transports letters and packages across the country.
2. The postman delivered a large bag of mail, filled with letters and packages for the neighborhood.
2. The postman delivered a large bag of mail, filled with letters and packages for the neighborhood.
by Arminkshipper January 19, 2025
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