mushroom smashing

The homosexual act of rubbing the tip of ones penis against the tip of another man's penis for the purpose of sexual pleasure.
Ken took Ben home after meeting at The Manhole. They were so aroused in each others presence that they whiped out their erect cocks and started mushroom smashing until ken unleashed his man paste all over Ben's hairy chest.
by Systolic April 30, 2006
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mushroom toe

When the head of a man's penis is clearly visible through his pants. The male equivalent of a camel toe.
Dude, you need some thicker shorts. I can totally see your mushroom toe.
by Tempered Taurus September 25, 2013
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little mushroom

This is a sexual innuendo for reference to a man's erhmm member...in particular this refers to a rather downsized one at that.
Some people find as a reference to stoners or druggies, but in reality they aren't the smartest fucken cookie to think that...it is a new aged reference and is compliments of the innocent minded, dear friend...
Enjoy this new an innovated word
Aw he has such a little mushroom, poor guy, oh well what he lacks in character he makes up for in personality...
by D*Dcorruptedminddisturbed_soul November 27, 2017
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mushroom hat

A hat that makes your head look like a dick.
Jules is hearing her Mushroom Hat. What a dickhead!
by TotallyNotMark April 13, 2021
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mushroom cap

dude don't be such a mushroom cap
by exytsygns December 10, 2007
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Mushroom Tip

When the tip of a man or shemale's penis looks like the tip of a mushroom
Me and my girl haven't seen each other in forever so I've been jacking off a lot. Last night she pulled down my pants and when she saw my dick she sang the Mario theme, it looked like a Mushroom Tip.
by ShittyTitty September 08, 2016
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mushroom stamp

A variation of teabagging where the bagger first marinates his undercarriage in a viscous substance such as barbeque sauce or ketchup. The goal is to leave a mushroom shaped mark on the victim.
After a quick trip to the condiment counter you are all set to deliver a mushroom stamp
by lakedaimon@comcast.net November 25, 2006
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