taking a lonely

1. taking a a photo of yourself alone, by yourself; taking a selfie alone. a solofie

2. not having your phone when taking shit and having to sit in a silence intermittently disturbed by exhoing farts that are almost as loud as your thoughts because you have nothing to distract you

Definition 1:

I want to take pictures of myself but there's no real reason to do it alone... I guess I'll be taking a lonely.

Definition 2:

"I can't help it, doc, there's so many thoughts! I can't concentrate on one thing at one time."
"Uh-huh, try 'taking a lonely'. It'll do you some good."
"But what about the voices?!"

by phorgiven September 8, 2022

Lone Star Oil Gusher:

When you fuck her in the ass after she had street tacos and the back pressure causes a blowout.

Lone Star Oil Gusher: I was banging her from behind, after hitting the taco truck and she blew like a Lone Star Oil Gusher.

by Patrick Master August 15, 2025

The Lonely Wanderer

Shoving a small turd inside the vagina of a woman.

Bro last night she let me do the Lonely Wanderer on her. I might have to wife her!

by William7 July 1, 2021

Only the Lonely

We walked the loneliest mile
We smile without any style
We kiss all together wrong
No intention

We lie about each other's drinks
We live without each other
Thinking what anyone would do
Without me and you

It's like I told you
Only the lonely can play

So hold on here we go
Hold on to nothin' we know
I feel so lonely
Way up here

You mention the time we were together
So long ago well I don't remember
All I know is it makes me feel good now

It's like I told you only the lonely can play
Only the lonely only the lonely can play

Only the lonely only the lonely can play
It's like I told you only the lonely can play
Only the lonely
Only the lonely can play

by Death Menace February 3, 2023

Lonely Drunk

a guy that start the day drinking and end the day drinking, he is a lonely drunk!

Lonely drunk played vr chat while chugging orange juice vodka.

by billyeggroll July 19, 2022

Lonely Night

when you get booted offline on a console

John i’m finna give you a lonely night.

by buttmaker October 24, 2020

Lonely Island Hypothesis

It's not gay, when it's in a three way. When in a threesome, the

Dude 1: I had a threesome with a guy and a girl
Dude 2: That's a bit Gay
Dude 1: not by the Lonely Island Hypothesis
Dude 2: Okay, fair point

by menofthesoilandthesheafandcroo November 12, 2021