by FLIPFLOPFLAP May 14, 2015
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by iamnotanalchoholic April 7, 2025
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by xmsmuh15 May 25, 2022
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by Rythmicjea August 22, 2020
Get the Rock Lobster mug.Phil: I found out the fast way that "Larry" was really a "Louise", the egg sack scared me at first...I was like wtf is that!
Jerry: Then you figured "If you wanna do something right, you've got to do it yourself" and unzipped your pants.
Seth: Choking the lobster eh? I see ya.
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Seth: Choking the lobster eh? I see ya.
by crackerdoctor June 19, 2011
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