sexy lass

that f***ing sexy gal who strips in da pool when everyone is looking and sets up a threesome as regular sex isn't enough.

hiya, look at ur boner, sam. wanna come over and see my sexy ass (as I'm a sex lass). I'll let you play with my nipples and you can compare dicks with grey - my other one. it will be the greatest dick-off ever!

you f***ing sexy lass

by the only one in May 29, 2022

amber lamps

A grammatically incorrect spelling of ambulance.

Well, there's the amber lamps.

by mrqwerty567 July 22, 2024

Tokyo lampshade

A Tokyo Lampshade is where a naked woman straddles a man's shoulders as he is face down on the bed or floor. She grasps his face in a way that all upward force, which is vigorously applied, causes the corners of his eyes to stretch outward as she crams his head into her vagina.

Hey Mike, I heard you got pink eye?

Yeah, there was a hooker at my brother's bachelor party and she gave me a Tokyo lampshade.

by Mlkcrtnmdl January 19, 2024

Guatemalan Lampshade

When an extremely fat female wraps her fupa around your head and neck while perform cunnilingus

That bitch was so fat that she busted out the Guatemalan Lampshade on me while I ate her box.

by Detroit Dawg October 29, 2024

Canadian Lampshade

When a uncircumcised man puts his foreskin around a lightbulb cums on it takes it out then sticks it in his own asshole.

Yesterday I saw Luis give himself a canadian lampshade

by CP master December 8, 2024

Goblin Lampshade

The act of stretching your scrotum to have a ball covering each eye of your partner.

Instead of a blindfold, I gave my wife a nice goblin lampshade.

by Ainur March 25, 2025

Jerry Lamps

Tasmanian slang for fog lights, which are lights, typically yellow or white, mounted low on vehicles that emit a wide, downward-angled beam to help drivers see the road and its edges during conditions of low visibility, such as fog, rain, or dust. They are named after the Bridgewater Jerry, a thick fog that frequently rolls down the River Derwent into Hobart, Tasmania, particularly during autumn and winter. The name combines the suburb of Bridgewater with the slang term 'jerry' for mist or fog.

The term "Jerry Lamps" is a localised colloquialism specific to Tasmania. While the primary function of these lights is consistent with standard fog lights globally, their unique nomenclature is rooted in local geography and dialect. The Bridgewater Jerry is a well-known meteorological phenomenon in the region, impacting visibility and thus necessitating the use of such auxiliary lighting. The etymology of 'jerry' as a term for fog or mist in this context is a regional linguistic quirk.

On a foggy day in Launceston, a driver would turn on their Jerry Lamps to improve visibility on the winding roads.

by Kelvin Price August 30, 2025