kieransexual

people attracted to people with big massive cocks (aka people named kieran). These people are 10'7 and their cock is also 10'7, they can use their 3rd leg as a tripod and spin around like a helicopter. This is also somewhat of a religion, following the very divine god known as kieran.

girl 1: Look at him, I think his names kieran..
Kieran: *UNSPOKEN RIZZ*
girl 1: UHHH IM KIERANSEXUAL

by ssdaws January 13, 2023

kieransexual

people attracted to massive bulging cocks, also known as people named kieran. Kierans are 10'7 and their throbbing knob is 10'7 as well. they can extend their 3rd leg and use it as a tripod. Do not anger them, or their bitchslap you. Many people are kieransexual, and its more of a religion then a sexuality, as kieran is a god, a divine figure with absolute power.

girl: i think thats a kieran over there..
kieran: *UNSPOKEN RIZZ*
girl: IM CREAMING AND KIERANSEXUAL

by ssdaws January 13, 2023

Kieran Hailey

cool

kieran hailey is cool (kinda)

by Penn Badglley January 29, 2023

Kieran

kieran is a great person. he is really attractive and gets all the bitches. he is usually light-skin and 6'4". He is usually really popular and liked by alot of people.

Person 1:i like someone
Person 2: it better be kieran

by kieranhaswrizz March 6, 2023

Kiera lloyd

A smeernzy

Wow that Kiera Lloyd is a smeernzy

by Ollyolson April 2, 2023

Kesa

A strong, smart, hardworking lady with the biggest heart. One of the most understanding people, as beautiful as a goddess. Hates to have her name mispronounced (Keh-Suh) not keysa, queso, ketchup, or any other failed mispronoununciation.

Kesa, I was abducted by aliens, that’s why I was late.

by Imalicebro April 14, 2023

kiesin

cute girlfail gyaru with major attachment issues

kiesin is pretty cute but she is so fucking dumb

by kiesins boyfriend May 22, 2023