july 17th

the day the most amazing, most talented, and most sexist people were married!! I LOVE YOU

omg did you hear the sexiest people alive get married on July 17th??
yes I did!! I got married that day.

by jealousofthebirds August 5, 2021

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july 16th

national have 5 kisses day. if your taken your partner has to give you 5 kisses. if you single give your self 5

ahh you owe me 5 kisses it’s july 16th

by mabelslayer124 July 3, 2021

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July 8th

national suck your fwb dick day

hey, today is july 8th, the day you suck your fwb dick

by fuck your fwb rnnn July 5, 2021

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july 7

national give your girlfriend your FAVOURITE hoodie no exceptions

joe “it’s july 7” hunter “so?” joe “go give your girlfriend your hoodie!” hunter “why”
joe “it’s a national event!!” hunter “oh thanks joe!!”

by thatdumbassehehekekelr July 5, 2021

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Homosexuals are a mistake to humanity so celebrarate No pride july! No pride july is anti pride month, where prides are discriminated against and we celebrate more appropriate causes like the Anzacs.

THERE ARE ONLY TWO GENDERS STAY WHAT YOU WERE BORN AS! LOVE THE OPPOSITE GENDER!

Tom: Its Pride month!
Sam: No silly it's no pride July!

by Sophz Got A Lizard <3 June 12, 2023

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Julie fast

1. When a task is completed so fast it's almost unbelievable.
2. To complete an action at the speed of Julie.

(for reference: the "speed of Julie" has been measured at a rate faster than lightspeed)

Wow! That was Julie fast!

by RiversideTI November 4, 2023

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