Kevin Jonas Syndrome

The desire to have sex when you have a small penis.

When a woman either says

"That's it?",

"Were you neutered?",

"I'll go get the ketchup.",

"I think there's a dildo around here somewhere."

or

"Aww, it's hiding."

when she first sees you naked.

Being a dissapointment in the bedroom because of lack of experience and manhood.

Symptoms include: Small penis, getting married just to have sex, wearing tight pants and being on the Disney channel. If you have any of the above symtoms please contact a doctor or go to a stip club.

Kevin - Wanna have sex??

Danielle - YES!

Kevin gets ready....

Danielle - WTF? That's it? You have Kevin Jonas Syndrome I'll go get the ketchup.

Kevin cries. He starts singing -

♪♫I'm a one man show♪♫

I don't need no one
♪♫I'll be fine alone ♪♫

by ew you're ugly January 26, 2010

Jonas Brothers

began their raging popularity in the summer of 2007. band of three studly brothers who are a christian band that started in wycoff new jersey. (in order of age) kevin, joe, and nick. teen pop sensations. almost every teenage girl in the U.S. has heard/or is a fan of them. no profanity, drug refrence, sexual inuendos, or dirty misconceptions.
began in late 2004/early 2005. started touring in 05'
(I became a fan spring 06')

around 20% of thier fans dispise the newer ones who heard year 3000 first and fell in love with them.
currently comepared to the beatles of the teenage girl population.

teenie: OH MY GOSH THE JONAS BROTHERS ARE ON TV!!!
another Teenie: MARRY ME NICK YOU ARE SO HOT
yet another teenie: NICK IS MINE!!!

by Haley T January 12, 2008

Joe Jonas

www.myspace.com/metalman4045

Term for this little Faggot that looks exactly like this doucher Jonas

<a href="http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=394038755&albumID=22206&imageID=13079798"><img src="http://hotlink.myspacecdn.com/images02/17/7f31cb8c69a146078ea7022cdc9653cc/m.jpg" alt="Hot Karl and Cool Kenny" /></a>


Joe Jonas fanclub

by Jason Weipert April 18, 2009

fake jonas fan

someone who has never heard of Jonas Secrets or jbfbdb.

"You've never heard of Jonas Secrets? Do you even know what a creeper is?? You must be a fake jonas fan."

by shes.an.underdog June 26, 2008

Dirty jonas

scratching your nuts and then typing

mike dirty jonas all the time with that keyboard

by gabyface September 22, 2008

Jonah

Jonah is the sexiest man he is a god in bed or anywhere you want him. He is the sweetest most amazing sexiest man alive ever. I'm the luckiest person to be able to date him. He usually goes really well with Heloisa's and is the best person in the world. SO HOT!!!!!!!!!

A: Did you hear Heloisa is dating Jonah?

B: They are both so lucky!!

by Heloisa Stepan February 16, 2018

Jonasmania

n.

When people, usually female teens obsess over a mundane boy band.

Symptoms include:

-fainting upon sight of the jonas brothers.
-owning large amounts of jonas brothers merchandise.
-having a jonas brothers fansite as your homepage.
-being female.
-having jonas brothers posters over every single inch of wall in your bedroom.
-a lack of interest in anything other than the jonas brothers.
-making up sexual fantasies about the jonas brothers.
-ect. the list goes on.

Very similar to beatlemania

iwantjonasorgy says: omg, did you see that video of joe jonas dancin to single ladies? it was SOO hawt! mama lieks thos tight clothing! ;)

normalperson says: *sighs*, yes. i did it was kind of disturbing ... i really wasn't interested in seei-

iwantjonasorgy says: HE IZ SOOO HAWT. LIEK OMAHGAUD!

normalperson says: look, Im going to have to let you go. bye.

iwantjonasorgy says: OKAII!! BYESZ!

normalperson says: talk about jonasmania...

by asquirrelwilde June 18, 2009