Jan

A bully. A man who will treat you like shit but wants to share locations and still text you. A hoe; Good at 8 ball for no reason. A toxic hispanic individual

Don’t be a Jan

by Debdeb36 February 27, 2024

Jan Dayman

A stinky man from the 1920s. Some say he had a loving sexual relationship with his business partner Pips though he lies. He has daddy diddlers that EVERYONE wants to get a suckle on and constantly yells at his chat but secretly loves them, though again he’ll never be caught dead admitting it.

Lizard Man 1: Yo what’s that smell?

Lizard Man 2: Oh that’s just Jan Dayman, don’t worry about him.

by Venus_Fox July 13, 2022

jan - jan

a rat the is short angry, scared of everything. always makes who asked jokes like who asked for you to be a short lil cunt. short gyal ova here!!!!

"omg, is that jan - jan?" "mhm, it is!!" "that short lil cunt"

by anonymous June 8, 2022

Jan-Phillip

A Jan-Phillip (also called JP) is a truly nice guy, you‘ll for sure have a good time with him.
As a friend, you can always count on him, especially when you want to party.
Overall, he is an amazing guy with a perfect smile.
But there’s one catch. Altho he is sober he always behaves like he just hit the Bong, laughing about everything and not always understanding simple things.

„Jo, he's so high!“
„Nah that's just Jan-Phillip.“

„Why is he laughing so much?“
„Typical Jan-Phillip!“

by DillDough69 June 14, 2022

Jan

wonderful personality.

does what he wants

child: "you cant do that!"
Jan: "do what i want"

by acesaxolotl February 14, 2022

Pulling a Jan

Suddenly turning around and walking away in the middle of a conversation for no discernible reason. If the dismayed interlocutor asks about it the following day, this is typically followed by answers along the lines of: "Duh! I gave you plenty of nonverbal cues that I didn't want to talk."

Person 1 : I was telling him about the issues I have with the project, but he just walked away! How is that even possible?!
Person 2 : Ah, clearly he pulled a Jan on you!

Person 1 : He said he only had a short question, but then he kept talking for an hour about useless stuff, jumping from subject to subject. I feel completely drained!
Person 2 : Oh well, if he does that again, you should consider pulling a Jan on him.

by DefinitelyNotJan March 2, 2022

Jan 12th

Kiss your girlfriend or crush. Don't sell.

"Guess what it's Jan 12th!"

by AnonymousMercenary January 11, 2026