I’ll shit your pants

An insult meant to throw your opponent off their game. It can end an argument or leave an opening to stun them before you storm into their closet looking for a pair of pants to actually shit in.

Try me bitch. I’ll shit your pants.

by Kate PaTaylor Swift January 18, 2021

I'll tell mine you're gay

The best lyrics ever (also not homophobic at all, regardless of what straight people think)

That’s fine I'll tell mine you're gay - Taylor Swift

by EKimLipse November 2, 2023

illmaculate

rapper from Portland, OR. Sandpeople crew member.

Spin The Mic 2006 - Champion
King of Portland 2005 - Champion
Better Than U 2004/05 - 1 & 2
Scribble Jam 2004 - Champion

where the fuck is Illmaculate's album?

by babbles August 31, 2006

illegal lane change

Changing from vaginal intercourse to anal intercourse without the consent of the female partner.

Barb went ballistic when Ken pulled an illegal lane change last night.

by Topher Kersting February 14, 2006

I'll Slap You Into Next Week

To slap someone so hard that they fly into the next week. One might ask how this is possible and it is simple. You would have to smack someone so hard that their entire body would accelerate past the speed of light. Consequently, they would be traveling in time, assumably into the future. As a result, they would be slapped into next week!

Coco: >>;; I hate black people.
K': I'll slap you into next week if you don't stfu.

by Iconoklastic~ April 4, 2010

ILLTASTIC

the most illest thing you seen or done or heard or feel all day you never would of thought you would of seen or done or heard that also major illness

1.check out that ILLTASTIC! ass i would destory it.
2.damn im about to bust a nut all over her face it feels illtastic!
3. yo i heard David pink sock d a girl while he was in a public bathroom thats fucking ILLTASTIC!
4.I gave her a dirty sanchez and video taped it that was illtastic!

by monkeybolls April 19, 2010

University of Illinois at Chicago

UIC is an acronym: University Impossible to Complete! UIC is located at the Chicago campus of University of Illinois. (MISSION IMPOSSIBLE for science/medical/technical majors. The exception is music/art history etc majors... majors for fun and to meet the pro bono humanities requirements). If you like a huge school that is too hard, UIC is the school for you!

Example:

I went to University of Illinois at Chicago to learn. Instead I got kicked out, the mission impossible song stuck in my head, and owe half of my future life earnings.

by max9823 August 7, 2011