Poop Hook

Inserting a finger in to someone's anus, then inserting it in their mouth.

I gave Janna a poop hook last night and it was awesome.

by greyhaze2 November 11, 2009

Shepherd's Hook

"Shepherd's Hook" and, less commonly "Shepherd's Crook" are common names for the long, coiled retaining wire inside the FCG (fire control group) of the *AK-47 family of assault rifles. The wire's purpose is to fasten the front and rear axis pins of the trigger and disconnecter inside the receiver. It is notorious for being difficult to put in and, if improperly installed, can result in major malfunctions when firing.

A Shepherd's Hook may be replaced with an aftermarket retainer plate.

* "The AK-47 family" includes the original Russian AK-47, the AKM: it's more common lightweight variant, the RPK: its heavy-duty machine gun variant, and the more modern 5.56mm AK-74 series of rifles. Also includes the vast majority of non-Russian derivatives.

"Well, boss, I was gonna go cap this mothafucka, right, but the goddamn trigger went all crooked an shit and wouldn't pull. Fuckin towelhead that made this bitch put the Shepherd's Hook in upside down."

by Mikhail Kalashnikov February 17, 2010

where all thots and hos meet up to hook up. also known as their homeland.... thotlandia

Noun

Hey bro.. you ready to go downtown to thotlandia; where all the thots where all thots and hos meet up to hook up. also known as their homeland.... thotlandia

by pooping_quacker oat May 30, 2018

jizz hook

An extremely erotic imagining that can be summoned forth when you feel the time is right to bust a nut.

1. Dude, my jizz hook is your mum's rack,

2. I need to find a new jizz hook, pearl necklaces just don't do it for me anymore!

by The Commandante March 8, 2010

Hook up bag

Bag a person keeps, usually in a car containing a change of clothes, underwear and or toiletries for post sex clean up. Usually the calling card of a cheating partner a Hook up bag can often be found in the trunk of an adulterer for the next time an opportunity arises so they may hide the evidence and wash away the lies.

That girl from the bar is such a slut she keeps a hook up bag in her car just in case.

by Monkeyfarts May 15, 2013

sheaperds hook

A bent penis

I broke my dick now it looks like a sheaperds hook.

by Fats Wilson September 17, 2013

Hook

• To share a single bed with someone in a non-sexual way but it becomes sexual due to the necessity for spooning in order to fit in such a small space

Pronounced /huuk/

*whispers* "Stop, don't fight... Lets hook tonight"
"Oi cuz leave that batty chirpse"

by $ir October 16, 2015