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Heather

Formal noun;

The first name of female, guaranteed to be the absolute biggest liar, cheater, slut, cunt , and hideous human being in the history of the world. They are almost always good mothers until the son or daughter starts bringing friends home.
This is the first thing they do to make sure they have no relationship with the adult child bc they immediately start seducing them and befriending the teenager, and then sexually harassing soon follows.
The kinda of friend that fucks your husband, dad , mom or children.

No Phallus is big enough for the muddy hole between her cellulite ravaged thighs.

Heather would be a better choice for opening up a hunting season year round than to waste a New York second in her company. She fucks every single one of her friends spouses, but strangely enough most are known to be really good swimmers, probably because evolutionary biology has taught them to swim because of the massive number of times they have historically been tossed overboard, off bridges, or drowned in shallow water ! Run the opposite direction and never look back if you’re ever in close proximity to a

Heather.
Heather gave her daughter’ s fiancé some loose sloppy pussy and a case of Herpes, 1&2 …….
Odds of that happening are 1:1
by anonymous June 3, 2024
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heatheritis

condition where one has a lisp, needs diapers, needs to wear an eyepatch, gets diaper rash from pool water easily. Has the mind of an infant.
Look at that girl, she must have heatheritis.
by babypiratesnapchat2 April 4, 2023
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Heather

Someone who is simultaneously the nicest person you know and you love to be around but also the meanest dickhead at times
Person 1: that girl over there is so charming but she's also a huge asshole

Person 2: Damn she must be a Heather
by WhiteDeath182 April 21, 2023
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Heather

Heather is nice to everyone except guys. She's so sexist.
by i like yakos May 5, 2023
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Heather

A woman who doesn't like confrontation but if you piss her off IT'S ON! She will put you in your place if you hurt anyone she loves. She loves unicorns, rainbows, and anything colorful. She will bring a smile to your face whenever you're around her and make you laugh.
I'm so glad my best friend is Heather she always helps me and makes my day!
by MyDefinitionsBeTROLLIN May 11, 2023
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