Tasteful Hag

Woman who doesn't wear loud make-up, skimpy clothing, is calm, collective and is knowledgeable.

She knows she'll never be a cute hag and adknowledges it. All in all, a respectable woman.

Elysia: *sigh*

Adam: ...What's wrong?

Elysia: Oh, it's nothing.

Adam: Then why did you sigh? Clearly something is wrong.

Elysia: The truth is... i'm saddened by the fact that i'll never be a cute hag.

Adam: Ah, I see now. Don't be sad, I personally think you're a tasteful hag（＾ω＾）

Elysia: You.. you really think so? (´ • ᵕ • `)

Adam: Of course I do, you check all the marks of a tasteful hag!

Elysia: Oh, you're so kind, Adam! (≧◡≦)

Adam: Want a hug? ლ (╹◡╹ლ)

Elysia: YES!! (´ • ω • `)

by Autismo_Manifesto March 18, 2023

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Hag Chain

Food chain parody, but instead of brutally killing and eating eachother, the cuter hag dominates the other one in terms of cuteness level.

Warz: Haruhi Suzumiya is easily the cutest hag ever, I will die on this hill!

Wong: You have shit taste in cute hags lmao. It's Yuki Nagato who's at the top of the hag chain, not some annoying bitch with a huge ass eye gap.

by Autismo_Manifesto March 18, 2023

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Humans Against Genesis (HAG)

Humans Against Genesis refers to a commercial for the original Sonic the Hedgehog for Genesis featuring Larry Cedar where Cedar plays a woman named Denita Stokes who is the CEO of Humans Against Genesis, or HAG for short. The commercial is known for featuring some prototype footage of the game as well.

Narrator: Denita Stokes, President of Humans Against Genesis (HAG).

Stokes: It’s bad enough that the Sega Genesis had the most 16 Bit games but this new Sonic the Hedgehog, oh, He really dusts my doilys! They say he’s incredibly fast. Well what’s the hurry, mister? And about his attitude. Smartie pants! Why can’t he be like that nice boy, Mario?
Sonic:*zooms off*
Stokes: LITTLE BRAT!

by BobackTFox January 31, 2023

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