gun whore

Searches for guns on the internet while he or she could be doing something else more productive, like working.

Hey, are you being a gun whore?

by smittydb April 28, 2006

Caulk Gun

When you are banging your woman from behind, pull out and cum on her ass like you are shooting a bead of caulk down the crack of her ass then lick your index finger and run it down her ass to smooth it out.

I gave my wife the caulk gun for her birthday.

by Starlta January 11, 2009

hired guns

Attractive young women hired to work at an establishment based solely on their sex appeal. Examples of hired guns are pretty girls that work as bartenders in upscale bars, clubs and lounges. Hired guns can also be strippers or sexy young ladies that work in mens clothing stores or waitresses in restaurants. Hired guns are good at getting men to spend absurd amounts of money by simply flirting with them. It can be particularly difficult to pick up a girl that is working as a hired gun because these chicks get hit on by men on a regular basis at their jobs. Also, many hired guns are just doing their job by flirting with men and are not trying to get picked up anyway. Many of these girls may be stuck up from constant sexual advances. Many businesses, like the restaurant Hooters, are based entirely upon the employment of hired guns. As the saying goes, "sex sells".

Me: "I spent $300 at the club last night, at the bar alone, because there was this bad ass light-skin black chick with triple D titties and a fat ass working behind the bar. I though to myself "Oh my god...That's my wife!" So I kept on going going back to the bar to buy drinks from her the whole night. She was all smiling at me alot. After about five Hennessy's and Cokes ,I gushed and whispered in her ear that I thought she was beautiful. Soon enough she told me she had a boyfriend. I'm a fucking dumbass."

Friend: "You gotta have some serious game to pull one of those bitches. She's one of them hired guns. "

by Stay Intoxicated Never Sober December 21, 2008

Black Gun

In gun collector terminology Black guns are: AKs, AR's, mac 10's, GSG's, etc. generally the "scary" assault/automatic guns normal people are afraid of.

"When my friend saw a black gun for the first time he wet his pants."

"The SWAT team uses black guns."

by SubJello September 30, 2011

Gun Law

A term for pop, soda, coke, or any other type of carbonated beverage.

Hey, go out to the fridge in the garage and grab that biddy a damn gun law.

by Waytonian November 30, 2006

Gun Violence

not a thing

Gun Violence? Haha what a joke.

by pussydestroyingmaster42091169 June 26, 2020

Finger Gun

Used by placing the "gun" to the side of one's own head or under the chin, as if committing suicide, to indicate a strong desire to be put out of one's misery, either from boredom or exasperation.

-Hey, have you seen jose's picture?
No, why?
-He has a finger gun to his head!
Oh, I think he wants to take away his life:\

by Dyablo October 2, 2011