Greg or Craig?

What Linda McFly had to ask Big Brother Dave when he protestingly grumbled to her that "although he wasn't her answering service", a guy by one of those two names had called for her a little while earlier. What makes this heartwarmingly-amusing it that before Marty's destiny-altering adventures in 1955, the geeky-looking and bespectacled Linda had been sulkily bemoaning the fact that few boys seemed at all interested in her plain and somewhat-chunky self, she now had so many "cool dude" admirers that there actually **was** a guy named "Greg" AND another guy named "Craig" who would have been equally-likely to phone her up.
It can indeed be wonderful if you actually have so many boyfriends that you hafta ask, "Well, which one was it --- Greg or Craig?" upon being told about a missed phone call, but it can also be a bit difficult and embarrassing if you need to call the name of one of them to a large group of guys hanging out together, since it may cause two or more of said hot hunks to come running to you in response, each thinking you were hollering to him instead of someone else in the group. :P
by QuacksO April 19, 2019
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smell greg

thing to say when youre irritated or you dont care about something
person1: you suck
person2: smell greg
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Greg Louganis

When toilet paper is laid across the top of the toilet water stopping the water from splashing back up and onto your butt after you poop.
I am going to head to the bathroom and drop a Greg Louganis.
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The holy Greg

The holy Greg is the god of the church of Greg. The symbol of gregism is a circle with a line at the bottom and at the bottom of that is a small ball. But what does it represent? The circle represents Greg the line represents the connection between the world and Greg the ball represents the earth
The holy Greg is the god of gregism
by Someone starting some joke September 09, 2023
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Undercover Greg

Someone that sweeps you off your feet but only to use you and suck you dry like a black widow then move on to the next victim. Will keep you around until you serve no purpose. Usually about 4 months
Girl if you want to keep your fridge and bank account full stay away from that man he’s an undercover Greg
by Greggie85 July 23, 2021
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The Greg Brady

The Greg Brady is the opposite of Porky Pigging it. Where as Porky Pigging it is walking around with just your shirt on, the Greg Brady is walking around with just a bath towel around you.
Dude, I forgot to put my truck in the garage after I took a shower so "I'll have to do the Greg Brady" and put it away.
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greg penn

A Greg is always a very selfish person when it comes to anything. If they ever go into a social area, they will no matter what, want to feel superior to everyone else in the social setting.
Ew, that kid is acting like Greg Penn.
by TaterManFry YT January 04, 2017
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