Get the 《¤》Granolahu《¤》granOlahu《¤》granolahU《¤》 mug.A person who works in a white-collar, often finance or corporate environment, yet maintains a distinctly outdoorsy, health-conscious, or minimalist lifestyle. They thrive in the city and take advantage of its amenities — trendy coffee shops, boutique gyms, Whole Foods — but on weekends they’re hiking, climbing, or van camping. Think Patagonia vest by weekday, Patagonia puffer by weekend.
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Finance Granola (noun):
A person who works in a white-collar, often finance or corporate environment, yet maintains a distinctly outdoorsy, health-conscious, or minimalist lifestyle. They thrive in the city and take advantage of its amenities — trendy coffee shops, boutique gyms, Whole Foods — but on weekends they’re hiking, climbing, or van camping. Think Patagonia vest by weekday, Patagonia puffer by weekend.
A person who works in a white-collar, often finance or corporate environment, yet maintains a distinctly outdoorsy, health-conscious, or minimalist lifestyle. They thrive in the city and take advantage of its amenities — trendy coffee shops, boutique gyms, Whole Foods — but on weekends they’re hiking, climbing, or van camping. Think Patagonia vest by weekday, Patagonia puffer by weekend.
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Get the Three pillars of the grange mug.A granola bar that c2 stole. Only c2s call them this. Everyone else calls them "stolen granola bars."
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Get the C2's Granola Bar mug.A granola bar, stolen by a C2. These granola bars are often seen in the houses of C2s (although they are occasionally found in the lunch boxes of c2s).
Person 55520: C2 has so many granola bars.
Person 17: That isn't C2's granola bar, it's person 1's.
Person 55520: oh.
Person 17: That isn't C2's granola bar, it's person 1's.
Person 55520: oh.
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