Morning Glory Rooster(s)

When nature calls in the morning, but it's not you, it's you neighbour...
Having a grand time with his girl, humping away, whilst you're trying get some extra time to sleep.

Once upon a time, you tried to have a quiet lazy Sunday morning...
Some random moans start to emerge, but assumed it's just the wind...

Then all of the sudden, some screams came one after the other, for a good minute or two...
Did it sound human? Am I still dreaming?

Nope, it's the bloody floorboards and walls not being thick enough!

Hence the "Morning Glory Rooster(s)"...

The end.

by stereoGeeza March 15, 2014

Glory Land

A place you go to have fun

Im boutta go to Glory Land to have hella fun

by Orangesaregood72 April 24, 2024

Glory scratch

When stubble is felt on the other side of a glory hole.

"Dude! "I totally got a glory scratch from that truck stop last night."

by Brostadermus May 30, 2019

Glory Fuck

When a girl wants to fuck you while listening to epic rock and roll riffs from Metallica, hense making the sex look and feel glorious.

What a concert! Say, hows about a good old Glory Fuck?

by Spencer McjiggleJugs April 26, 2011

Glory

Glory is the kind of person that is really sensitive. But loves her family and friends. She doesn't have many friends, but the ones she does have are like second sisters. Glory's are usually book worms. They usually have dirty brown/blonde hair, and blue eyes. She's stunning and loves God much! If you lose er shame on you. Love u lots Glory my bestiee

Ellie #bestie: isn't Glory so nice and sweet?
Rachel # bestie 2: as always!

by rmr09 August 26, 2022

tribesman's glory

a glory hole through a grass hut

i was so horney in somalia, i stuck my dick in a tribesman's glory

by ^^!$#@ October 15, 2022

melee glory

Melee Glory is a soon to be Clique made my @malvozyne (instagram). The objective of the people in this set is making music, producing and having a good time. We don't promote getting on their bad side

ever heard of melee glory?
no, what's that
let me pyo

by uziswhitetees May 2, 2021