After encouraging your partner to over-consume alcoholic beverages and they pass out on the couch, you spew your load all over their face and head to bed. If you prepared your partner adequately, they will remain motionless till morning, allowing your spooge art to dry completely. When you roll out of bed, you sneak up on your still groggy partner and scream “you were GREEAAAT!” In their ear. You should remain alert the following day as revenge moves like an Angry Pirate are often exercised by your disgruntled partner.
by Pescitor November 10, 2018
Get the Frosted Flakemug. Laurie said he’d come camping and at the last minute came up with numerous excuses why he couldn’t make it. Laurie is a flake.
by Bowdizzle November 16, 2024
Get the Flakemug. by LazarusBob August 23, 2020
Get the Frosted Flakesmug. A person who makes plans with you but then has the balls to make other plans and tell you that they made new plans and your plans no longer work. They think this kind of behaviour is normal and that a simple sorry is suitable.
Georgiana, is such a stupid flake. She makes plans and then asks her son what he wants to do and all he wants to do is play video games because his mom is a lazy stupid cow who doesnt know how to raise a kid let alone her arm. So she cancels because her kid is playing videogames with his friends online. Fuck you, Georgiana. You stupid fat cow.
by Allmyfriendsarescumbags April 22, 2019
Get the Flakemug. by Booty flake man November 4, 2020
Get the Booty Flakemug. Someone who talks smack on social sites because he's craving for attention but when push comes to shove he always punks out in person
by Doctorholiday May 13, 2018
Get the black flakemug. by Doomboon November 5, 2016
Get the Spawn flakemug.