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Fat Deck

A drinking game played with a fat deck of cards.

Instructions

1)Get a fat deck of cards
2)Deal 5 cards to everyone starting with the person to your left
3)Flip the cards in front of you
4)Person to left picks first card
5)Players with the card in front of them drink
--2 drinks if you pick it and have it
6)Next person has to get a higher card or the same suit as the card picked before
--If unsuccessful drink until you pick a card that fits the criteria
(Keep in mind that the rule drink if you have the card still applies for everyone)
7)KILL THE DECK, KILL YOUR BEER

Additional Rules

1)Pass around a fatty bag of Doritos
2)Ace is high
3)Ace of Spades is drawn, everybody drinks
4)If you have multiple of the same card and the card is drawn, fucking drink twice
5)Cheers all around if the same number is picked in a row
Ryan: Yo lets get drunk
Pat: I'm down what game we playin'
Tim: I know, lets play Fat Deck
Everyone: Word
by Curtis Fox November 26, 2011
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fat tummy

the end result, no matter how sexy ur tummy is beforehand, of eating excessive amounts of food usually at a family gathering of some sort and ending up with a little round belly. no worries, fat tummy disappears after waking from your slumber caused by the "itis". fat tummy is a "condition" rather than a full-blown noun
P1:"ohhh man look at how sexy and toned my stomach is"

*one family reunion later*

P1:"aaagh im soo fat oh no!"
P2:"dont worry thats just fat tummy"
by Dlizzle September 16, 2008
mugGet the fat tummymug.

fat rack

"peep that chick over there with the double ds, she has a fat rack"
by pete eckhart January 23, 2017
mugGet the fat rackmug.

Fat Cart

The motorized carts available to customers at grocery stores (of course) and Wal Marts. A "fat cart cart" is the noise a fat cart makes when it backs up.
I could not get any ice cream, honey. Some bitch on a fat cart was parked in front of the frozen case.
by Frank Hackett September 3, 2016
mugGet the Fat Cartmug.

Fat Beej

A much larger, sloppier, down right distrusting Beej.

(Beej)- blowjob
“Bro I got a fat Beej last night before sex. Shit was sweet
by I_Prefer_Tacos June 29, 2020
mugGet the Fat Beejmug.

Fat jaunt

Term used to describe a large and veluptuous bottom. Usually used when talking about females. However, the term may be used with men, but a mandatory "no homo" must be added to the phrase.
"Damn, that girl has a fat jaunt! I'd smash for sure!"

"You see that dude over there, he has a fat jaunt. No homo though."
by OG Squad Defines November 18, 2016
mugGet the Fat jauntmug.

Fat neek

Fat neek is a term used for the fat neek ksi
by u/Only-butterscotch724 January 14, 2021
mugGet the Fat neekmug.

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