Fair maiden.

This simply means a beautiful young single lady with a fair or light skin. But since now-a-days that seems to be a racist insinuation the meaning shifted to simply imply a lady with good characteristic and qualities.

Fair Maiden. From an old folk song.."...never fades the glory hark the fair maiden humming the story of love..."

by manongonyong April 11, 2015

fair-mace

Adjective and intransitive verb: A regular mace is an incident in which 2 people are involved in a theft, and one person steals an item belonging to the second person. However, if the person responsible then proclaims loudly and confidently: "Fair mace!!", then the theft is allowed under a verbal contract and renders dispute, or argument, irrelevant and impossible.

Matt: *walks out with Joel's furniture*
Joel: "Oi you bellend, thats my couch!"
Matt: *Points finger confidently* - "Fair Mace!!!"
Joel: "Aw shucks, you got me! Take it away then."

by mdog65 December 17, 2004

fairbunnage

An ass that stands out in a crowd.

I saw Joyce out with her friends last night and I could recognise her from behind because she has fair bunnage.

by RobF June 22, 2005

failopotamus

n. One who fails so much and in such a way that they can be compared to as a huge failing animal.

"Dude, have you heard the new Puddle of Mudd CD?"
"Man, you are such a failopotamus!"

by ep1c. May 5, 2008

fair ostrich

someone who tries to play it fair, but basically sticks his head in the sand while doing it.

someone who obliquely references a really nasty deed without nailing it head on, ignoring the obvious

Come on don't play fair ostrich. The guy made an ass of himself and you know it.

by pumpkin.head September 15, 2009

Failroad

Specifically a poorly ran Railroad, as if the entire management staff was hand picked from educationally challenged, socially awkward basement dwellers who like to play with toy trains.

Sorry, you must of misheard, I work for the failroad and I am at the mercy of the handicapped version of Oceans 11

by Super Dave's hotrod June 18, 2011

Failorida

A certain peninsular state In America known as Florida which has gone downhill politically in many ways. The infamous chad snafu 2000 United States presidential election. Widely known by it's inhabitants for political corruption.

Failorida: The infamous chad snafu 2000 United States presidential election. The state is widely known by it's inhabitants and others for having serious political corruption.

by Danger Diabolik! November 14, 2011