Eimear

Absolute space nugget. Usually attracts pure shite and talks it

Oh my god u absolte Eimear!

by Ruairí Gildernew January 30, 2017

Elmer

a fatass mexican being gay. always loves in to marco

Elmer is fucking stupid

by Nigro2000 November 10, 2017

Emergency Vagina

A term invented by the great Luke A. in our senior year weight training class. A term that describes the emergency surgery a hermaphrodite female had to undergo as a result of a very small vagina and an ambiguous clitoris. Rumor has it that her pink taco was too small to pee. The emergency surgery in effect "cut" a cunt for this chick. Isn't the Discovery Channel great?!

Oh my gosh, I'm in desperate need of some emergency vagina right now. I need something to play with!

by Danger December 6, 2003

elmerson

A boy so busy with his instrument he fingers his guitar better than his girl.

Girl 1: I came to his room naked and he just continued playing his guitar!

Girl 2: omg gurl. That's totally elmerson!

by antonhunkiehunk April 26, 2017

Emeri

Aleksandr’s girlfriend.

emeri is the best gal

by gegiode May 5, 2018

emergencig

A ciggarette related emergency. This is different for eveyone, and is completely dependent on one's smoking habit. An emergencig can range from having one more ciggarette left to having one more pack left.

Yo man, we have an emergencig on our hands, lets head down to the bodega and scoop up some stoggies!

by Dmitry K. June 24, 2007

Loathsome Elmer

Another person is tonguing a man’s taint, while fisting his asshole, but jerking him off with the other hand...all at the same time.

She’s gave me the best Loathsome Elmer I’ve ever had.

by Terrible Jerry March 11, 2021