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extreme tag

extreme tag is the god of all tag games. to play youll need 5-9 people,mabe more dprendig on the group. first you choose the tager by playing

bubble-gum-bubble-gum-in-a-dish. the person who wins that is it, to play extreme tag no soft touches are allowed, only kicks, punchs, body slams, and nut punchs are allowed.also say tag when you attack someone. To make someone it you do one of the above, and also tag backs are allowed. tis is the game of pain often called convict tag.You can even throw certain objects, like books, shoes, and even heavy objects. the winner of the game is the one who isnt on the floor screaming in pain like alittle girl. cuation may cuase bruising, pain in arms, legs, groin, and chest...NO FACE SHOTS ALLOWED.
shit my arm , leg and chest hurt like balls man. why? dude i played extreme tage with the train and rocky yesterday!holy shit man you lucky your not dead!
by frozenrelic2 December 7, 2010
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extreme dance hypercore

A genre of music created by lil biden of the band "the stale fritos" to describe bass-boosted ear murder or very bad rave music played on a broken speaker. Good examples of extreme dance hypercore, or EDH, can be found on youtube or soundcloud by searching for music by the stale fritos.
extreme dance hypercore is the best music genre. Don't question me.
by lil biden May 2, 2022
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extreme parenting

The act of raising 3 or more over-scheduled kids, especially in a busy urban or suburban area, and you go from man-to-man coverage to playing zone and the play clock is always running.
My wife and I just had our fourth kid and now we have to practice extreme parenting.
by ExtremeParent July 11, 2017
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Extreme thumb war

Two males thumb war and the loser gets fucked in the ass
Me and john played extreme thumb war last night, man it sucks to lose
by Fortnite>women February 12, 2018
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you may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.
you may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.
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Extreme poopy stream

When the poop is streaming ouut of ones ass that hard it feels like its ripping ones anus in half
I’m having an extreme poopy stream
by Wild Warren December 12, 2020
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Extreme Eugene Kanning

The extreme version of the popular sport, Eugene Kanning. A Canadian past time originating from the deep woodlands of Eugene, British Columbia. The home of hobbits, elves and the occasional mogwai.

Akin to Arena Football, this athletic activity consists of a bag of rice, one goat, the tears of Britney Spears, and a lonely obese British girl with questionable taste in men. The game is played over a period of five hours and the winner gains the affection and hand of a fair maiden that has ripened with age. Leading to a life of scattered happiness, broken dreams and premature balding on the chest and left thigh. The latter causing the end of a bright future in Bollywood. This game should only be played thirty minutes after eating and never on an empty stomach. Instagramming every other second is a necessity. Memes are recommended. Never run with scissors at the pool.

76% of all Asian males that have gone Extreme Eugene Kanning have developed a rare case of Huxtabate Syndrome.
As an impressionable youth in the heyday of the American depression, I was a dedicated fan of Extreme Eugene Kanning. The Canadian sport taught me the ins and outs of puberty, bench presses and how to win at Jenga. I later learned that the matches were faked and Hulk Hogan used steroids. It hurt my soul, but I still watch Extreme Eugene Kanning matches on ESPN every Spring. It reminds me of the day I learned how to use chopsticks and proposed to my wife.
by pinkamigo November 24, 2014
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