When you reach a level of intoxication where your speech turns into that of famed talk show host Oprah Winfrey. At this point in alcohol consumption everything is your favorite thing and needs to be announced in a loud voice. Being Oprah drunk is being equated with being the asshole of the party.
"Dude you ok?"
"No, I'm druuuuuuuuunk! Everyone's getting a text, you get a text, you get a text, everyone gets a text!"
"Your Oprah drunk"
"No, I'm druuuuuuuuunk! Everyone's getting a text, you get a text, you get a text, everyone gets a text!"
"Your Oprah drunk"
by Chakaface September 30, 2013
by chickendrunk4life September 08, 2016
Using a credit or debit card while intoxicated. Often happens when you're so drunk you don't remember how much you spent.
I'm never drinking that much again; I had way too many drunk-debits last night.
I gotta go to the bank to make a deposit to cover all my drunk-debits from last night.
I gotta go to the bank to make a deposit to cover all my drunk-debits from last night.
by PlainJane08 June 23, 2009
When you are buzzing. When you are not drunk, but the level of your drunkeness could be described as "tight".
Feeling remarkably with it while intoxicated.
Feeling remarkably with it while intoxicated.
by mandercessknow February 23, 2009
by 56independent May 13, 2021
The act of fucking around, preferably outside, whilst drunk off your ass.
Best done with your freaky friends.
Best done with your freaky friends.
Person 1: Abbie what do you want to do today?
Person 2: Oh you already know its the perfect day for some drunk fuckery.
Person 1: Incredible!
Person 2: Oh you already know its the perfect day for some drunk fuckery.
Person 1: Incredible!
by Decimal Puss March 16, 2020
When you get so wasted, end up outside a bar/club on the curb with your head between your legs and thong half way up the back.
by G0ochie August 23, 2017