Doomed

To be doomed is to be the guy that never gets any pussy. This is the type of guy you know when you go out this man is not taking a chick home with him whether he wants to or not. Everyone usually feels bad for the doomed guy and tries to help him get some ass, but they usually just run away or yell at you for trying to help. Common doomers usually tell you to stop being weird or that you’re not funny when you’re trying to help them get some poon, meanwhile you’re fighting for the good will of their life. One of the last things you want to be is doomed.

Person 1: Yo did he close with that chick he was talking to at the bar.

Person 2: Nah he talked to her for 5 minutes and then watched the Yankees game in the corner for the rest of the night.

Person 1: What’s his problem why does he never try to get some ass?

Person 2: He’s just a doomed motherfucker, there’s no helping this guy.

by astank5 May 2, 2023

Temple of Doom

When you nut in a chicks mouth and before she can spit it out you push up her lower jaw while pinching her nose forcing her to swallow your load. Extra points if you chant during release and call KALIMA while she swallows.

Ol' girl wouldn't swallow so I had to give the Temple of Doom. Kalima bitch.

by BDTopherD May 2, 2018

Doom Patrol

A show that is ruined by all the PC bullshit, for example, Jane sometimes being a feminazi fuckwad.

Random Guy 1: Hey, have you watched Doom Patrol?
Random Guy 2: Oh, you mean that PC, Feminist, LGBTQ shit show that represents everything wrong with today's society?

Random Guy 1: Yeah...

by ™One June 1, 2019

ultra death-skank of uber-doom

the ultra death-skank of uber-doom (or UDSUD) is a technique of skanking invented by a highschooler named nate used to skank in mosh pits withouth hXc dancing.

can also be used to smash people's balls in or give them a dead leg so you can grab whatever you are trying to get from them (ex: bag of weed) and yell YOINK and then run away really fast

dude! nate just used the ultra death-skank of uber-doom on ezra again because i think he said something about his sister and had to get an unfair advantage to run away because of his stoner asthma!

by ledhead7389 May 21, 2007

Drink of Doom

Any cup or container at a party or social gathering that has been used for any combination of the following:

-Ashing cigarettes
-Cigarette butts
-Chewing tobacco spit
-Cigar guts
-Any foul liquid such as warm beer or flat soda

When someone is intoxicated and takes a sip of the brew, they have just tasted the Drink of Doom

Johnny was so fucked up he took a sip from the Drink of Doom last night and puked everywhere

by yannidepp July 7, 2011

Doom on a pregnancy test

I dont know what to say, Its doom on a pregnancy test, In 2021, some dude named "Beyazıt Kartal" Decided to make doom playable on a pregnancy test, Thats all.

Male 1: Hey did you hear of the dude who made doom on a pregnancy test?
Male 2: This is how hard quarantine can effect someone huh?
Male 1: ..What do you mean?

by France Is Terrible July 11, 2023

Doom Looping

Perpetually checking for notifications/news/updates on ALL apps.

Doom scrolling through one app, then doing the same on another, then another, then another, then starting over and going through all the apps again and repeating the process until insane.

I’ve been so anxious I’ve been Doom Looping all day to see if there’s any news

by Ba2kie July 4, 2022